He's a fake

Jeremy wouldn't sit on Santa's lap. I guess he had these thoughts then. ?

Post Christmas in the car yesterday, the children informed me how they knew that the Santa they met this year wasn't actually the "real Santa" Clause. I asked them, how do you know he isn't real?!
Here are their "no D U H" reasons as revealed to me. In a quite convincing tone (might I add!):

1) Santa doesn't have those kind of glasses.

2) His voice ("it sounded like Brother Redford!")

3) He doesn't have freckle right here (pointing to right cheek) and His freckle "puffs out" (do you suppose that "freckle" is a mole?)

4) He has a fake beard (have to give 'em that!)

5) He didn't show me his heart underware (this is where I shrug and throw up my hands. Who can argue that? ...as my eyes practically roll out of my head.)

6) He wasn't wearing gloves (as you can see...he was, but the fact is, they were too concentrated on the puffy freckle and round glasses that are apparently supposed to be...who knows? rectangular?)

Soooo, they weren't fooled. Who knew?! Does this remind you of a song? Perhaps by the beach boys. Maybe a movie called "Elf". Those are the thoughts that were going through my head.

Brother Redford....pfff!