What They Say Wednesday

Hippies put a bunch of junk up here (in the attic).  I explained what a hippy was so that he would understand it was just a person dressed a certain way and that they don't go to random people's attics just to put junk in them. He then said, "yes, a hippy put junk up here then doorbell ditched us".

Okay, can you tell he has big brothers? Otherwise, where are all these funny ideas coming from?