What they Say Wednesdays

Mom (creating upcoming weeks menu): "Jeremy, what would you like to have for dinner one night this week?"
Jeremy: "Pizza!"
Mom: "We're having Pizza on Friday for our New Year's eve celebration..."
Jeremy: "Well, I'm dying Wednesday at 7:36p.m."

Mom: "What?!"
Jeremy: "I can predict the future"
Mom: "Well, we're having pizza on Friday, is there anything else you want?"
Jeremy: "okay, fine. Subway sandwiches."
Mom: *sigh*